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|  | Why I fired my secretary...
« Thread Started on Feb 23, 2005, 4:46pm » | ![[Quote]](http://s4.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
Sinister sent this along for us...
"Why I Fired My Secretary"
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable"
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and
dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked
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Signed Scott P. 'Doc' Vaughn,
Mad scientist and Creator of this, bitch |
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